February 7, 2019

It is a week until Valentines day. That date that nobody really likes, despite how bitter it could sound to admit it. It puts couples under pressure, single people under pressure, widowed or divorced people out of sync and those who don’t define to traditional monogamy...

October 29, 2018

The Guinea Pig Diaries: Diary Entry from an Out-of-body comedian at home.

Preface: To the three people who read this - I have not written in a while, thus I apologise for the long sentences. This was written on a huge boost of opiods, coffee and St Vincent playing in th...

January 14, 2015

It's 23:49. I'm in my old room, surrounded by my puppetts and bookshelves. My bedroom is being pummelled from 3 sides by the wind. It sounds as if a Ghost is going 'BOO' into the windows - a garish white noise sound.  I've completely lost my voice - the irony of gettin...

January 4, 2015

Day Four of 2015!


I've been reading Alan de Boitton's 'The Consolations of Philosophy' over the last couple of days, and today I was learning about the teachings of Epicurus and his focus on 'pleasure' and the essentials to live a happy life. 


To quote Alan on page 55:


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