October 28, 2019

Happy Monday!

Guess what?!

 I will be leading a dynamic collaborative 2-day comedy and theatre course, focusing on how to devise work, feel out your ‘Clown’ and how to use your body to create natural slapstick onstage.

WHEN? 23rd - 24th November

WHERE? Rosemary Bra...

August 5, 2019

Guess what...

Tomorrow evening (TUESDAY 6th AUGUST) I am doing a one-off solo hour of new comedy and clown material at The Bill Murray in Angel. (Nearest tube is Angel tube on the Northern line-  and from there it is a very easy 10 min walk)

Starts at 9.30pm - will be ov...

June 27, 2019


Lots of people have asked me what shows to recommend to go see this Edinburgh. It is really hard to sum up all the baffling and badass creativity that is going on in August, so rather than text you all individually - here is a list of the shows that I would defi...

June 14, 2019

Hello Guineapigs!

Next week I am taking part in WILD SHENANIGANS - a festival of clowning, slapstick and mayhem.

It is at the Blue Elephant Theatre in Camberwell. There will be an array of wild comedy created by some of the UK’s most talented idiots, (many Gaulier gradu...

April 3, 2019

Good Morning!

Exciting news to say that tickets are ON SALE for Love Songs to Guinea Pigs at the Wandsworth Arts Fringe in MAY! So if you missed out at Vault Festival, now is your chance to see my new show!

Details are as follows:

The Arches at St Marys Church: 3 May, 8.3...

November 22, 2018


I wrote a blog entry. It took a  while and then it deleted itself.

Frustrations of the internet.

So here we go. Let’s try and replicate it again.


I have returned
home now. Post op. For a while I waddled around like E.T but with sassy white hospital bra...

October 29, 2018

The Guinea Pig Diaries: Diary Entry from an Out-of-body comedian at home.

Preface: To the three people who read this - I have not written in a while, thus I apologise for the long sentences. This was written on a huge boost of opiods, coffee and St Vincent playing in th...

January 20, 2015

It's 00:07. I am sitting in an old student room in Pembroke College, Cambridge. I am sitting on teh end of an old World War II Campbed which a soldier definitely died in (and has questionable mahogony stains on it....) and I'm watching Pippa, the owner of said bed, rub...

January 5, 2015

It's 23:40pm, I'm listening to 'Back in the Tall Grass' by Future Islands and the zombie foot is still going strong with the 'I'm about to deteriote and drop-off your body' kind-of-look.  Very sexy. I'm also wearing Flannel Pyjamas. The type of pyjamas that scream 'CEL...

October 24, 2014

The UK is saturated with talented and dynamic creative introverts and extroverts working ridiculously long hours all over whilst at the same time managing to squeeze in being functional adults with healthy relationships, diets and friends. London is a melting-pot in pa...

July 8, 2014

Here's the poster for my new show, UNDERGROUND SUCCESS, created by the astoundingly talented Marc Burrows.


The show will be on every day at the Voodoo Rooms from the 2nd until the 24th of August on the PBH Free Fringe.


Check it out on the edfringe website here.


March 9, 2014

Awesome news!


Last Friday I was lucky enough to perform in Leamington Spa in front of the most wonderful audience of students, grown ups and comedy lovers as part of the 2nd heat for the Chortle Student Comedy Awards.


It was a great night, and alongside getting to...

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