October 29, 2018

The Guinea Pig Diaries: Diary Entry from an Out-of-body comedian at home.

Preface: To the three people who read this - I have not written in a while, thus I apologise for the long sentences. This was written on a huge boost of opiods, coffee and St Vincent playing in th...

November 25, 2015

It's Wednesday the 25th of November.


And it's cold.


Bloody cold.


The Christmas season is almost upon us in Etampes! In other words: Christmas lights have been hung rather morosely, not yet lit, over the town and there is now a terrifying life size electronic polar bear...

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