March 8, 2016



It is half midnight. My flat is silent and there are over eight pairs of mens' underpants drying on various chairs in the living room. I don't know why, as there is a drying rack less than one metre away for them to be on.


There is also a lone mouldy grapef...

October 15, 2015

Welcome to my first entry on this blog in AGES! 


At the time of writing this, there are six men, all of different nationalities and different languages, seated in my house kitchen. They are all fighting over a baguette and the remainders of the butter and the honey. On...

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