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Elf Lyons
- Nov 22, 2018
- 5 min
The Guinea Pig Diaries - 3 - Guinea Pigs & Sheep
19:00 I wrote a blog entry. It took a while and then it deleted itself.
Frustrations of the internet. So here we go. Let’s try and replicate it again. *** 17:00 I have returned home now. Post op. For a while I waddled around like E.T but with sassy white hospital bra and pants, which alongside my dirty red hair, making me resemble a curvier, dirtier less athletic version of Lelu in The Filth Element. I’m coming off a mild opiod addiction which means I sleep for twenty min
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