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    #3 - The Clown Diaries - Autocour, Massage Parlours and Turd-Sticks.
    Elf Lyons
    • Oct 28, 2015
    • 6 min

    #3 - The Clown Diaries - Autocour, Massage Parlours and Turd-Sticks.

    It's Wednesday afternoon. Ryan has departed to Abs Club with the final words "Your fashion sense reminds me of Topman circa 2007". I don't know what this means, but it's made me really crave listening to The Klaxons. This is also a rare sentence from Ryan as usually we only talk to eachother entirely in Bring It On references, which is a small sign of how Ecole Gaulier is slowly turning us mad. As perhaps evidenced by this week's blog post. Enjoy. LAST FRIDAY'S AUTOCOUR As a
    Elf Lyons
    • Apr 16, 2015
    • 3 min

    The week thus far: A modern day coffee-drinking flâneur

    It's 11:54 am on Thursday 16th 2015. I have just watched a TED talk which has made me question everything about my career thus far, and I am now waiting for the plumber to arrive to fix the shower... ("Er, I should be at your house between 8am and 1pm. Or later. I'm not sure"). It's incredibly glamorous being a comedian. I'm effectively a Vampire, except my coffin is a flat in Zone 2 with unstable wifi. The tasks today involve polishing off some erotica for Lolitics next week
    Australia Adventure - Entry #2 - Anonymous Alien in Melbourne
    Elf Lyons
    • Feb 10, 2015
    • 5 min

    Australia Adventure - Entry #2 - Anonymous Alien in Melbourne

    It's 00:18am on the 11th of Feb. I fly in 12 hours to Adelaide. My first official day in Australia was pretty overwhelming. In my 23 years, despite having travelled to places such as LA, South Africa, Alaska, Croatia and Cyprus, I have never properly travelled around another country completely on my own, without the guide or shadowing of someone else, or without a specific task set for me to complete. Today was a day when I was effectively a FREE AGENT. So, I took complete ad

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