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    Elf Lyons
    • Feb 16, 2015
    • 3 min

    Australian Adventure #6 Icecream

    HEALTH Trying to cut down on the amount of alcohol I drink, and Adelaide has provided the perfect alternative to not drinking. Icecream. Why don't the Brits sell icecream in pubs? The Australians have really cottoned on to a great idea here. It is cheaper, more colourful and infinitely more fun. The health impacts on your body I'd argue are far less severe in the long term too. No one has ever died from an addiction to sorbet, (maybe a bit of diabetes but that's not THAT big
    Elf Lyons
    • Feb 11, 2015
    • 2 min

    Australian Adventure #3 - First Show - Welcome to Adelaide

    I should have written last night, but no word of a lie, I sat up in bed, with my laptop, at about 9.30pm Australian time and that's all I can remember. I woke up at 3am, lying in the same position with my laptop. I had conked out with post-show exhaustion. Now I was energetic and with an absolute pang for food like David Bowie in The Hunger in 1983. One pizza delivery later and all was amended, back to sleep I went and now it's 8:23am and I feel more human. A bloated human. A
    Australia Adventure - Entry #2 - Anonymous Alien in Melbourne
    Elf Lyons
    • Feb 10, 2015
    • 5 min

    Australia Adventure - Entry #2 - Anonymous Alien in Melbourne

    It's 00:18am on the 11th of Feb. I fly in 12 hours to Adelaide. My first official day in Australia was pretty overwhelming. In my 23 years, despite having travelled to places such as LA, South Africa, Alaska, Croatia and Cyprus, I have never properly travelled around another country completely on my own, without the guide or shadowing of someone else, or without a specific task set for me to complete. Today was a day when I was effectively a FREE AGENT. So, I took complete ad

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