Excited to announce that Elf Lyons Talks Dirty for an Hour is on at the Soho Theatre in December 2021! The run will be from Monday 20th December to Thursday 23rd December! 7.15pm! Tickets start at £14! Booking early is advised and you can book online here: https://sohotheatre.com/shows/elf-lyons-talks-dirty-for-an-hour/
DUFFY & ELF Wed 16th Feb - Sun 20th Feb 21:30,21:00,20:00 (60 mins) Pit - The Vaults VAULT FESTIVAL Tickets are now on sale for DUFFY & I's brand new show. Book here: https://vaultfestival.com/events/duffy-elf/ Duffy and Elf are friends.
Duffy speaks sign language, Elf doesn’t.
Elf can speak. Duffy doesn’t.
Let’s see how this works out….
On stage they love killing one another.
Off stage they love pretending to kill one another.
This is a comedy show. This is a bank heist. Thi
I listened.... Here we are! HARDCORE SILLINESS AND CLOWNING COURSE 16th - 20th August Omnibus Theatre, London 4pm - 6pm each day in the upstairs theatre. £20 for one session or £80 for the WHOLE WEEK. Perfect for anyone who needs to get sweaty, get creative and take some risks again.
Excited to announce that tickets go on sale TOMORROW for two exciting things.... First of all TALK DIRTY will be on at the Monkey Barrell on the 2nd and 3rd of August in MB3! 2nd and 3rd August 20:30 (1 hour) - MB3 £9 per Person Tickets priced for 1, 2 and 4 people. Book your tickets here! Secondly, I am going to be running a workshop for performers on the 3rd of August in MB3 on 'HOW TO START CLOWNING' from 3pm until 5pm for the beautiful cheeky price of £20! If you want to
Individuals who are blowing me away I have had a fever for four days now. I can see Dragons on the ceiling. It is a Saturday night. The Sims is taking a really long time to download, and I have eaten all the chocolate. Even though I can't taste it. Thus, it seemed like the perfect time, whilst sweating like a pig in a Sauna, and certain I am having a full fledged breakdown, to write a blog. Here is a collection of artists who I know who I also love who are blowing my tits off
Hello wonders, Despite being double vaxxed, I unfortunately, a few days after turning 30, caught Covid-19. How, I don't know - as I pretty much wash my body in anti-bac and take lateral flow tests as obsessively as a city boy takes coke, but anyway, I got it and now I am here - in bed - a fermenting 6ft human guinea pig of self pity. What-an-absolute-titting-faff. I look and sound like one of the Skesis from The Dark Crystal, walk like Clint Eastwood after he has been chaff
To book email Elf directly at INFO@THEELFLYONS.COM Hello wonders! Thrilled to announce I will be leading my own Clown Camp for children and teenagers for one week this Summer. Have wanted to do this for a long time and now after months of preparation I can finally announce Elf Lyons's Clown Camp Dates - Monday 16th August to Friday 20th August 9.30am - 3.30pm: Clown & Comedy Club for ages 8 to 12. 4pm - 6pm: Clown & Comedy Club for ages 13 to 16. Please spread the words to p
Award winning comedian Elf Lyons is delighted to announce the release her critically acclaimed play “Gorgon: A Horror Story” as a digital audio play on 15th March. “Its twisted tale of sizzling flesh, abusive relationships and mysterious disappearances is punctured by moments of deliberately bathetic humour and the odd satirical swipe at the trend for true-crime podcasts.” - Chris Weigand - The Guardian “Elf Lyons’s quirky shows are undefinable which is always a good thing. T
Join the bloody funny Elf Lyons for an evening of ghouls, ghosts, gruesome tales of terror and hysterical humour. Comedians, Drag Artists, Poets, Live Artists... and many more! Each month we'll share what makes us shiver once the lights turn off... On the 12th March we will have a delectable line up for you to celebrate the launch of GORGON: A HORROR STORY - which will be released on 15th March on Bandcamp! Event will be online on Zoom from 8pm -10pm Tickets are £6 and can be
Two brand new courses have been added on the 28th February 2021. Both will take place on zoom. Both are the same masterclass but at different times in order to ensure those in different time zones can take part. Book via email@example.com 10am - 2pm - UK TIME and 4pm - 8pm UK TIME.
Due to the popularity of my Clown Masterclasses on the 24th & 31st January I have added a final EXTRA date for the 7th Feb! Course will run from 10am - 2pm via ZOOM. There are only 10 places available. £40 per place. To book your space contact Elf on firstname.lastname@example.org
Great news! Helen Duff and I's barmy production, UNLIKELY DARLINGS, about the life of Leanora Carrington, was selected as one of the 50 BEST cultural events of 2020! Read the article here! https://www.telegraph.co.uk/theatre/what-to-see/50-best-cultural-events-2020/
Excited to announce that A Little More Flesh has been released on Troma! Watch it on TROMA here: https://troma.vhx.tv/a-little-more-flesh Stanley Durall, the notorious director of a series of intense erotic dramas, is returning to his debut movie, God's Lonely Woman, to provide an audio commentary for the film's first Blu-ray release since it was banned in the 1970s. It's clear from his commentary that Stanley committed a series of transgressions against his lead actresses du
Naming a pet is a huge responsibility. It is for many who are not old enough to vote the only opportunity they have to name an actual living thing. Children accept this responsibility with huge aplomb and we as adults can learn from them. Very few parents trust their seven year old to name their new sibling for fear of a name like The Mistake or Beethoven being suggested, but will happily allow their first born tyrant to name their pet something as obscure and unconventional