Elf LyonsApr 10, 20178 minThe Life Lessons I have learned from being drunk“You can learn a lot about a woman by getting smashed with her.” Tom Waits I like to drink. I never drink when I gig, but when it's my ni...
Elf LyonsMar 23, 20178 minThe London Diaries - My Area.When you live in a city for so long, it’s as if you sink into it, like a pound down the back of the sofa. You are just ‘there’, enmeshed....
Elf LyonsMar 8, 20167 minINTERNATIONAL WOMEN'S DAYMarch 8th is a huge day of importance for all of us. It may not seem like it, but it is. As we use today to celebrate all the incredible w...
Elf LyonsFeb 29, 20165 minElf's Top Tips! HOW TO MOVE IN WITH A BOYFRIENDTEN TIPS TO MAKE MOVING IN WITH A BOYFRIEND AS SEAMLESS AS POSSIBLE It’s a topic I hear all the time discussed amongst my female friends:...
Elf LyonsMay 28, 20152 minMy pics from MCM London Comic-ConLast weekend I went to the MCM London Comic Con - the UK’s ‘biggest modern pop culture event’. It was, to put it honestly, a geek fest. A...
Elf LyonsApr 29, 20153 minVOTE.WARNING: This entry is not funny. If life was a film the St Trinians girls would have by now tied-up and gagged the CEO of Protein World,...
Elf LyonsApr 2, 20154 minI don't like my men like I like my coffee.A month ago, whilst on the sandy beaches of Adelaide, someone asked me if I had a boyfriend. I replied ‘No, I don’t’. They replied “Oh. Y...