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    The Life Lessons I have learned from being drunk
    Elf Lyons
    • Apr 10, 2017
    • 8 min

    The Life Lessons I have learned from being drunk

    “You can learn a lot about a woman by getting smashed with her.” Tom Waits I like to drink. I never drink when I gig, but when it's my...
    Elf Lyons
    • Mar 23, 2017
    • 8 min

    The London Diaries - My Area.

    When you live in a city for so long, it’s as if you sink into it, like a pound down the back of the sofa. You are just ‘there’, enmeshed....
    INTERNATIONAL WOMEN'S DAY
    Elf Lyons
    • Mar 8, 2016
    • 7 min

    INTERNATIONAL WOMEN'S DAY

    March 8th is a huge day of importance for all of us. It may not seem like it, but it is. As we use today to celebrate all the incredible...
    Elf's Top Tips! HOW TO MOVE IN WITH A BOYFRIEND
    Elf Lyons
    • Feb 29, 2016
    • 5 min

    Elf's Top Tips! HOW TO MOVE IN WITH A BOYFRIEND

    TEN TIPS TO MAKE MOVING IN WITH A BOYFRIEND AS SEAMLESS AS POSSIBLE It’s a topic I hear all the time discussed amongst my female friends:...
    My pics from MCM London Comic-Con
    Elf Lyons
    • May 28, 2015
    • 2 min

    My pics from MCM London Comic-Con

    Last weekend I went to the MCM London Comic Con - the UK’s ‘biggest modern pop culture event’. It was, to put it honestly, a geek fest. A...
    Elf Lyons
    • Apr 29, 2015
    • 3 min

    VOTE.

    WARNING: This entry is not funny. If life was a film the St Trinians girls would have by now tied-up and gagged the CEO of Protein World,...
    I don't like my men like I like my coffee.
    Elf Lyons
    • Apr 2, 2015
    • 4 min

    I don't like my men like I like my coffee.

    A month ago, whilst on the sandy beaches of Adelaide, someone asked me if I had a boyfriend. I replied ‘No, I don’t’. They replied “Oh....

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