Elf LyonsMar 18, 20157 minAustralian Adventure - A summary and a GoodbyeFirst things first: WHY HAVE I BEEN SO SHIT AT WRITING? It's 7.04 am when I start writing this. I am sitting at my parent's kitchen islan...
Elf LyonsMar 6, 20154 minAustralian Adventure #13 - GIRLS DAYThe weather has taken a turn here in Adelaide. It seems apt as the sky corresponds very well with how hungover I am... always moggy and s...
Elf LyonsMar 5, 20151 minRADELAIDE Ticket Deal for #BeingBarbarellaRadelaide! Next week I'm doing 5 extra performances of #BeingBarbarella at Adelaide Fringe at The Producers in the Garden at 7.30pm (1...
Elf LyonsMar 2, 20152 minAn important Crowdfunder thank you!It's midday. I am sitting at my desk in Adelaide and I'm about to start writing a huge array of postcards to people all over the world wh...
Elf LyonsMar 1, 20154 minAustralian Adventure #12 - Tamar & the NakednessIt is now 2:09 am on Monday. The fringe is halfway over for me, the days and nights are speeding up, the freckle count is getting higher ...
Elf LyonsFeb 27, 20153 minAustralian Adventure #11I've gotten terrible at writing every day. No excuses except that Coopers Ale is strong and when I'm not gigging I prefer to sit outside w...
Elf LyonsFeb 23, 20152 minAustralian Adventure #10This blog is a bit late in the day, the reason being that I have rarely been in my room long enough to blog. Instead I've been powering a...
Elf LyonsFeb 20, 20155 minAustralian Adventure #9 - Disco Rickshaws, Demi & DancingGood morning! I have woken up immensely happy... and i've had TWO coffees. So I am on FIRE!. Also, last night I completed one of my main ...
Elf LyonsFeb 19, 20152 minAustralian Adventure #8Right, first thing's first, I haven't had my ritual cup of coffee yet so I am writing this with effectively the same brain power as a zom...
Elf LyonsFeb 17, 20152 minAustralian Adventure #7 - Broken ToesI write this on codine. I am spending this afternoon in my flat getting better aquainted with my new best friends for the next few weeks:...
Elf LyonsFeb 16, 20153 minAustralian Adventure #6 IcecreamHEALTH Trying to cut down on the amount of alcohol I drink, and Adelaide has provided the perfect alternative to not drinking. Icecream. ...
Elf LyonsFeb 15, 20153 minAustralian Adventure #5 - The Adelaide FringeHalf one in the afternoon. It's fourty degrees, I am hovering in the shade like a vampire. My arms are now a constellation of freckles an...
Elf LyonsFeb 13, 20152 minAustralian Adventure #4 - ComicsIt's Friday the 13th. The official day of the Fringe opening. An exciting day. A nerve wracking day. There is a parade, a launch party an...
Elf LyonsFeb 11, 20152 minAustralian Adventure #3 - First Show - Welcome to AdelaideI should have written last night, but no word of a lie, I sat up in bed, with my laptop, at about 9.30pm Australian time and that's all I...
Elf LyonsFeb 10, 20155 minAustralia Adventure - Entry #2 - Anonymous Alien in MelbourneIt's 00:18am on the 11th of Feb. I fly in 12 hours to Adelaide. My first official day in Australia was pretty overwhelming. In my 23 year...
Elf LyonsFeb 9, 20152 minAustralia Adventure! Entry #1It's 00:31 on Tuesday 10th of Feb. I've been in Australia for 2 hours and to summarise where my head is at currently, I'm typing this in ...