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    Elf Lyons
    • Mar 18, 2015
    • 7 min

    Australian Adventure - A summary and a Goodbye

    First things first: WHY HAVE I BEEN SO SHIT AT WRITING? It's 7.04 am when I start writing this. I am sitting at my parent's kitchen...
    Australian Adventure #13 - GIRLS DAY
    Elf Lyons
    • Mar 6, 2015
    • 4 min

    Australian Adventure #13 - GIRLS DAY

    The weather has taken a turn here in Adelaide. It seems apt as the sky corresponds very well with how hungover I am... always moggy and...
    Elf Lyons
    • Mar 5, 2015
    • 1 min

    RADELAIDE Ticket Deal for #BeingBarbarella

    Radelaide! Next week I'm doing 5 extra performances of ‪#‎BeingBarbarella‬ at Adelaide Fringe at The Producers in the Garden at 7.30pm...
    Elf Lyons
    • Mar 2, 2015
    • 2 min

    An important Crowdfunder thank you!

    It's midday. I am sitting at my desk in Adelaide and I'm about to start writing a huge array of postcards to people all over the world...
    Elf Lyons
    • Mar 1, 2015
    • 4 min

    Australian Adventure #12 - Tamar & the Nakedness

    It is now 2:09 am on Monday. The fringe is halfway over for me, the days and nights are speeding up, the freckle count is getting higher...
    Elf Lyons
    • Feb 27, 2015
    • 3 min

    Australian Adventure #11

    I've gotten terrible at writing every day. No excuses except that Coopers Ale is strong and when I'm not gigging I prefer to sit outside...
    Elf Lyons
    • Feb 23, 2015
    • 2 min

    Australian Adventure #10

    This blog is a bit late in the day, the reason being that I have rarely been in my room long enough to blog. Instead I've been powering...
    Elf Lyons
    • Feb 20, 2015
    • 5 min

    Australian Adventure #9 - Disco Rickshaws, Demi & Dancing

    Good morning! I have woken up immensely happy... and i've had TWO coffees. So I am on FIRE!. Also, last night I completed one of my main...
    Elf Lyons
    • Feb 19, 2015
    • 2 min

    Australian Adventure #8

    Right, first thing's first, I haven't had my ritual cup of coffee yet so I am writing this with effectively the same brain power as a...
    Australian Adventure #7 - Broken Toes
    Elf Lyons
    • Feb 17, 2015
    • 2 min

    Australian Adventure #7 - Broken Toes

    I write this on codine. I am spending this afternoon in my flat getting better aquainted with my new best friends for the next few weeks:...
    Elf Lyons
    • Feb 16, 2015
    • 3 min

    Australian Adventure #6 Icecream

    HEALTH Trying to cut down on the amount of alcohol I drink, and Adelaide has provided the perfect alternative to not drinking. Icecream....
    Australian Adventure  #5 - The Adelaide Fringe
    Elf Lyons
    • Feb 15, 2015
    • 3 min

    Australian Adventure #5 - The Adelaide Fringe

    Half one in the afternoon. It's fourty degrees, I am hovering in the shade like a vampire. My arms are now a constellation of freckles...
    Elf Lyons
    • Feb 13, 2015
    • 2 min

    Australian Adventure #4 - Comics

    It's Friday the 13th. The official day of the Fringe opening. An exciting day. A nerve wracking day. There is a parade, a launch party...
    Elf Lyons
    • Feb 11, 2015
    • 2 min

    Australian Adventure #3 - First Show - Welcome to Adelaide

    I should have written last night, but no word of a lie, I sat up in bed, with my laptop, at about 9.30pm Australian time and that's all I...
    Australia Adventure - Entry #2 - Anonymous Alien in Melbourne
    Elf Lyons
    • Feb 10, 2015
    • 5 min

    Australia Adventure - Entry #2 - Anonymous Alien in Melbourne

    It's 00:18am on the 11th of Feb. I fly in 12 hours to Adelaide. My first official day in Australia was pretty overwhelming. In my 23...
    Elf Lyons
    • Feb 9, 2015
    • 2 min

    Australia Adventure! Entry #1

    It's 00:31 on Tuesday 10th of Feb. I've been in Australia for 2 hours and to summarise where my head is at currently, I'm typing this in...

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