October 28, 2019

Happy Monday!

Guess what?!

 I will be leading a dynamic collaborative 2-day comedy and theatre course, focusing on how to devise work, feel out your ‘Clown’ and how to use your body to create natural slapstick onstage.

WHEN? 23rd - 24th November

WHERE? Rosemary Bra...

August 5, 2019

Guess what...

Tomorrow evening (TUESDAY 6th AUGUST) I am doing a one-off solo hour of new comedy and clown material at The Bill Murray in Angel. (Nearest tube is Angel tube on the Northern line-  and from there it is a very easy 10 min walk)

Starts at 9.30pm - will be ov...

June 27, 2019


Lots of people have asked me what shows to recommend to go see this Edinburgh. It is really hard to sum up all the baffling and badass creativity that is going on in August, so rather than text you all individually - here is a list of the shows that I would defi...

June 26, 2019

Edinburgh festival is a month and a half away.  It is exam season for performers. Everyone is making sure they have done enough revision. The result in the weeks prior to the festival is often a lack of sleep, endless comparisons to other comics re how prepared you are...

June 14, 2019

Hello Guineapigs!

Next week I am taking part in WILD SHENANIGANS - a festival of clowning, slapstick and mayhem.

It is at the Blue Elephant Theatre in Camberwell. There will be an array of wild comedy created by some of the UK’s most talented idiots, (many Gaulier gradu...

June 7, 2019



An intensive two day workshop to reawaken your love and confidence in your show, fine tune it and refine any bumpy bits...




Taking a show to t...

May 2, 2019

On Tuesday 14th May from 4-6pm ELF will be hosting TUESDAY TAKEOVER at Fubar Radio -  she will be in control of the music, games and guests.


With this in mind, welcome to Elf's cinematic concept...


'Imagine Desert Island Discs but wi...

April 23, 2019

Good afternoon!

Here is a small document with upcoming gigs on it.

This list will be updated on the reg, so keep your eyes peeled for last minute additions.



23rd - SPARKLE DELI - The Crown Tavern, Clerkenwell, London

25th - THE LOL WORD - The Albany, Great Port...

April 8, 2019

Hello you!

Groovy news!

This June I will be leading a two day Clown and Comedy workshop in..... BRIGHTON! Wahoo!

Dates are 8th and 9th of June (exactly before my 28th birthday - so I will be in the BEST OF SPIRITS).

It is a two day course from 12 to 5pm both days.

There ar...

April 3, 2019

Good Morning!

Exciting news to say that tickets are ON SALE for Love Songs to Guinea Pigs at the Wandsworth Arts Fringe in MAY! So if you missed out at Vault Festival, now is your chance to see my new show!

Details are as follows:

The Arches at St Marys Church: 3 May, 8.3...

March 23, 2019

Thrilled to say that due to the popularity of my March course at the Rosemary Branch I will now be delivering another multidisciplinary course in May!

The dates are the 5th, 12th, 19th and 26th of May, 2019.


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March 22, 2019

Hello you,

In December last year I was asked to write a comical assessment of Austerity for the Real Review magazine, which can be purchased here.

I decided a comical assessment was not appropriate or right for me to do- instead, I chose to analyse the United Nations (UN...

February 27, 2019

Good morning,

How are you?

Well. Here is my news. One result of living in shared rented accommodation is that you are slowly reduced of any actual space to do work and live, the house becomes an organism unto itself. The living room becomes a space predominantly for laun...

February 8, 2019

Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It does not dishonor others, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always prote...

February 7, 2019

It is a week until Valentines day. That date that nobody really likes, despite how bitter it could sound to admit it. It puts couples under pressure, single people under pressure, widowed or divorced people out of sync and those who don’t define to traditional monogamy...

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